Why not? It's not like you actually do anything productive at work. And surely your constant worrying that your kids or spouse will catch you watching phone porn while you "see what's happening on Facebook" has got to be exhausting!
Why not spend your short time on Sol 3 reading the half-witted ramblings of aging goofuses.
Goofusies? Goofusi?
Look it...
You want TV show deconstruction?
Check.
Weird ass music reviews?
Yep.
What you should be checking out on Netflix?
Why not.
What's on clearance at Target?
Sure.
Pictures of three legged dogs?
Well, alright.
Video game cheat codes?
Uhhhh...
Directions to the local Taco Bell.
Probably not.
MUFF CANDY Magazine, all the junk we like. Or at least tolerate.
